Thursday, January 24, 2008
Obscenity and degradation - felting without a top-loading washer *
The unknown knitter *
In my 'jammies doin' the freakin' I-cord thing. It was great to finish the purse body for Alex (niece) but then there were the 9 feet of I-cord to make. Yeah boy - I am the world's slowest I-cord maker. The niece may get the purse by the time she is 20 (she's 14 now).
"This is the cord that never ends, it just goes on and on, my friends. I once started knitting it, not knowing what it was, now I'll be knitting it forever - that's because it is the cord that never ends, it just goes on and on, my friends. I once started knitting it, not knowing what it was, now I'll be knitting it forever - that's because it is the cord that never ends....." Ad infinitum.
* This is a reference to the Unknown Comic from the gong show - if you are too young to remember that, just let it go. You'll never "get" a lot of my comments in this blog.
Sunday, January 13, 2008
Please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery
Please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery - I am developing a backlog of gifts requested. Besides that, I need time to learn how to do them.
Thanks,
Your Loving Aunt
Does anyone else remember when everything you ordered took either 4-6 weeks or 6-8 weeks to arrive?
Friday, January 11, 2008
Rita in a pup bowl
Validation means more work?
At any rate, Valerie wanted to tell me how much she "LOVED, not LIKED" the hat and wanted to "order up" some more. YIPPEE! Somebody is truly enjoying the string gifts I'm churning out madly.
Off to the LYS for blue, black and white-ish yarn. Yep, she wants three of the little guys to wear with (apparently) everything she owns. No problem - I'll do it as soon as I finish the obnoxiously hot pink felted purse for my 14-year-old niece. She loves anything pink and girly, so this should be a perfect gift.
To be completely honest, my mother got a steely blue shawl/blanket made of Debbie Bliss chunky cashmerino that she would use all the time if she could retrieve it from her cat. So validation is not that scarce a commodity. Good thing, because neither are my knitted gifts.
Now go out there and annoy someone by being friendly today - you know you want to.
Peace
